Velleman MML10M - Manual (Page 21)

MML10M Rev. 01
06.01.2011 ©Velleman nv 21
Overview
Default phrases
00. Say it with +Messenger+
01. Become a doctor and support a lawyer
02. Everybody is entitled to my opinion
03. Forget about world peace…Visualise using your
turn signal
04. Honk if you love peace and quiet
05. I brake for no apparent reason
06. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck
07. If the universe is expanding…Why can’t I find a
parking space
08. If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue
you
09. I’m an optimist, but I don’t think it helps.
10. Insanity is hereditary…you get it from your kids
11. Lottery…A tax on people who are bad at math
12. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a
better idiot
13. Manure occur-eth
14. My other car is a Porsche
15. My wife complains I never listen…Or something
like that
16. Non-conformists are all alike
17. Out of my mind … Back in ten minutes
18. Please tailgate, I need the money
19. Pride is what we have ...Vanity is what others
have.
20. Seen it …Done it … Can’t remember most of it.
21. Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them.
22. The difference between genius and stupidity …
Genius has it’s limits
23. Time is what keeps things from happening all at
once
24. Trust in God he will protect
25. Under labour, man exploited man. Under liberal,
it’s just the opposite
26. When everything’s coming your way, you’re in
the wrong lane.
27. When God created man she was only joking
28. Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?
29. Women who seek to be equal with men lack
ambition
30. You can’t be late until you show up
Car phrases
31. Baby on board
32. Back off
33. Child on board
34. Children crossing
35. Detour ahead
36. Dim your lights
37. Follow me
38. Go round
39. Help me
40. Keep left
41. Keep right
42. Look out … bike ahead
43. Move over
44. On tow
45. Pedestrian crossing ahead
46. Reversing
47. Roadworks ahead … slow down
48. School zone … slow down
49. Slow down
50. Turning left
51. Turning right
52. Your door is open
53. Your lights are on
54. Your lights aren’t working
55. Zebra x’ing ahead
Retail phrases
56. Back in 10 minutes
57. Don’t ask for credit … he doesn’t work here
anymore
58. Gone to lunch … back soon
59. Holiday opening hours
60. No cheques accepted
61. No drugs kept on premises
62. No money kept on premises
63. Position vacant … Apply within
64. Sorry we are closed …
65. Today’s specials …
66. Trading hours
67. We close at
68. We open at
69. We will be closed
70. We will be closed for the holidays
71. Yes … we are open
72. 8.30 am
73. 9.00 am
74. 4.30 pm
75. 5.00 pm
76. 5.30 pm
77. 6.00 pm
Office phrases
78. Closed for stocktake
79. Deliveries to rear door
80. No door to door salespersons
81. No entry
82. No hawkers
83. No smoking
84. Please wait
85. Use other door
86. We have moved
87. Welcome
Word library
88. Caution
89. Cell
90. Contractor
91. Danger
92. Fax
93. Minutes
94. Mobile
95. Now
96. Phone
97. Please
98. Stop
99. You