Excalibur electronic JK01 - Manual (Page 2)

C o n gratulations on your purchase of Excalibu r
Electronics’ Jackie’s Talking Comedy Calculator. You
can use it as a calculator, a clock, an alarm clock, a joke
machine, a pretend friend, or a doorstop. You’ll have hours of fun
playing with it, especially if you take it out of the box first.
Your Jackie’s Talking Comedy Calculator is easy to use, but be
sure to use it safely. It may be hard to believe, but there are peo-
ple who could actually hurt themselves with a gadget like this.
Hey ... are you one of them?
Before starting, please read this manual thoroughly, especially
noting safety, care and battery information (there may be a pop
quiz on Monday). And then keep this manual for reference ... do
not sell it on eBay ... especially if you jot down your favorite
recipes or unimportant relatives’ phone numbers in the margins.
And remember, there are lots of other great joke gadgets available
at www.ExcaliburElectronics.com.
The l e ge ndar y King A rt hur b ra ndis he d a
m ag ic swo rd , E x c a l i bu r, f rom wh ic h we
t a ke our c o m pany na me . With this unique
weapon in his hands,he could not be vanquished.
A l t ho u g h Ex c a l i bur E le c t r o ni c s c a n ’t
c la im t he m ag ic a l s e c re t s of M e rl i n , K i n g
A rt h u r ’s c o ur t w iz a r d , s o m e t i m e s o ur
pa te nt e d t e c hno log y m ay m ake it s e em a s
if we c ou ld. Jackie’s Talking Comedy Calcula-
tor is a no the r unm a tc h ed i nnovat i on of
E x c a l i bur Ele c t ro n i c s .
We m ake you t hink.